Or use a dishwashing bowl..is that not common in the states? We do it all the time here in the UK.

Maybe she thought you were lying about the surgery to get her to feel sorry for you? Any and all texts from exes are inherently suspect in my mind.

Same! Who’s got time to text something stupid when you can just blurt it out face to face?

We lived in different parts of the world, but over the course of three of years I’d been having a deep soul (and amazing sex) romance with a younger guy whenever we happened to be in the same country/city. One day light text banter took a confusing turn, and I interpreted his message to mean we we over. I crafted,…

Drunk-texted my kid’s elementary school principal late at night, asking him to come outside his house and meet up with me and my equally-drunk fellow PTA mom friend.

I think my favorite ever viral tweet thread was from a girl who’d change the contact name from “Mom” to her name on the phone of any guy who creeped her out before asking for her number. The obvious get being that it was a real ‘you played yourself’ move, in that if they sent a harmless text, they’d get a harmless…

Maybe it’s just her way of telling you she doesn’t really want to talk about fucking dishwashers? Like, who seriously wants to talk about dishwashers on a regular basis?

“unless yours is more than 10 years old (and somehow still working)”

Well, that was both stupid and condescending. I’ve routinely talked with appliance repair guys over the last 5 years in handling repairs/replacement of >15 year old appliances at my in-law’s condo. At least 5 different guys have said “Yeah, don’t…

I hate headlines like this. I hate stories like this.

What about priests?

Can you elaborate on your last sentence please?

Good on you, Charles. Red squirrels are under serious threat in the British Isles and need all the help they can get.

Ah. I can see how that might be confusing to someone who isn’t British

You do realize that not all women who menstruate have access to computers or an Amazon account, or can afford shipping costs. If they had those things, they might also have the space to store a lifetime supply of tampons/pads. The majority of women/girls do not have that. Therefore the argument being made that the…

And only morons put the cream on first.

Does anyone else really hate Christmas? It’s still a few weeks away but I’m already getting the dread - can’t get away from the shop displays, email spam and TV christmas ads and it’s giving me the itch

I am so mad right now.

Finished these this week.

My brand new baby, Clementine.

Shower thoughts: