The only one who’s ever got it right was Rihanna, years ago, in a completely sheer sparkly dress. It was totally see-through and even so, it managed to just put all the focus on her face.

And they’ve cleaned the IUD too.

The video wasn’t “banned”. Some of the DJs on Radio 1 (the most listened-to pop station) said they weren’t going to play the record because the filth! and that carried over to Top of the Pops which didn’t show the video. There was no banning.

Are you suggesting he was responsible for his uncle’s actions?

I don't remember her failing maths. It was history she struggled with.

You didn’t dump your wife when she turned 25, and replace her with another 20 year old though, did you?

I’m sure a 6 year old is capable of intending to shoot someone, but that’s not the same as them having the depth of understanding to appreciate the moral and ethical issues, personal consequences and what it would mean to the victim and their family.

Probably because he was 6, not 16.

You missed

My dad died in September. I’m 52. There’s still a part of me that thinks it was all a big mistake and he’s going to wake up in the mortuary and be fine (even though we cremated him and a quarter of his ashes are in a tupperware in my kitchen).

It’s also possible that the question about the baby’s potential skin tone was asked out of clumsy curiosity rather than worry.

She’s not the future Queen of England. That role, title and position was abolished in 1603.

And Fay Weldon.

There’s no such role, title or person as King or Queen of England, and there hasn’t been for over 400 years.

It baffles me that Harry didn’t tell her about the correct protocols before introducing her to the family.

Charlatan “mediums” are one thing, but they don’t mean that ghosts don’t exist.

Pretty sure the floating head was a balloon.

Thank you for your service.

Britain.

An RIP for the last Queen of England is a bit odd, given she died a few hundred years ago.