There is no English monarchy, there is a British monarchy. And yes, Charles is a real king.

The Queen has not been on anyone’s currency since 1935. She was 9 years old in 1935, and George V was King.

She wasn’t the Queen of England. That role, title and position haven’t existed for several hundred years.

There is no English monarchy.ThT

What is this shite?

Of course the quality of the candidates is an issue. They're as thick as mince, batshit crazy, or both.

It’s the Daily Mail. It’s a shit-filled hate rag.

It’s more because this is about the ninth thing in as many months.

Serial infidelity is, though.

He’s not the future King of England. That role, title and position hasn’t existed for several hundred years.

Kate was born a commoner, so you don’t need to worry about fainting.

Christianity is based on the teachings of Jesus Christ, and he said nothing about gay people or abortion. Or IVF.

I miss his talent so very much. His voice was so beautiful.

The idea of jewelled nails being sophisticated has made me laugh.

Harry and Meghan were both cheered and booed.

I thought he was saying kind of the opposite, but very clumsily. He’s saying that taking black women out of the equation, the maternal mortality rates aren’t different from elsewhere, and so it is the black figures which are so bad that they’re affecting the stats for the whole state, and therefore it is healthcare of…

Funnily enough, when a school shooting happened in Dunblane, we didn’t respond by putting armed police in schools; we tightened our already tight gun laws. There have been no school shootings here since.

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Called Seonaid Dancing.

Gervais was on The One Show tonight, saying the jokes are ironic and he’s making fun of the people who do think like that.