UK medal etiquette is not the same as US medal etiquette.

They're not the English royal family, for crying out loud. British. They're the British royal family. British. British. British.

I see your rabbits and raise you human beings.

They're all going to get scurvy.

The supermarket?

His early life was nothing like that, and he fought in WWII. People are complex.

What about the rest of the UK?

Please, commenters, don’t bother repeating the bullshit that he was a Nazi. He was a war hero who fought against the Nazis.

I've spent a fortune getting my body to look like it does. Pizza, curry, chocolate, wine ... It all costs money.

He acknowledged it in his own autobiography, which is a fascinating read. He does say he doesn't remember beating Tina as badly as she says, but then admits he was so out of it on drugs he has no idea.

Me too, but I live alone.

Pretty much everything was without Ozzy’s knowledge though, given the stuff he took.

Sharon Osbourne shat in a box and sent it to someone who’d pissed her off. She’s a horrible person.

It's not up to the palace to investigate Andrew. The palace isn't a law enforcement agency.

Lets not call it child pornography. Images of child sexual abuse is what it is.

Usually I don't like to comment on people's looks but did she draw her face on with felt-tip pens?

Our cultures are absolutely not seamless.

There hasn't been a Queen of England since the Union of the Crowns in 1603.

His grandfather served in the Royal Navy fighting Nazis, and Philip's mother was recognised as Righteous among the Nations by Yad Vashem.

It wasn't Halloween, it was a fancy dress party.