In my day, MTV was called “the radio”.

Karlsson is an all-world talent, but his age, term and injury history may have the Sharks pining for Skrastins’s cap flexibility one day.

Sure, don’t hold back and act like as much of an asshole as you can. That’ll help the sport. People like to watch that. 

“Do you like gladiator movies?”

This sounds very much like a Bad Idea.

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

That may work on the table she was chatting with, but I imagine it would then get balanced out by the smaller tip she receives from the table that she was totally ignoring.

DO NOT go around touching strangers! Just don’t do it. I don’t care about what the power dynamic of the situation appears to be if you don’t know them in that way do not touch them regardless of how innocuous you think it is...

I never “got” my Ph.D. diploma because Florida State University said I owed them $60 after I’d paid them tens of thousands, and I said I’d see them in hell.

She was with the campaign starting in February 2016, I’m assuming he meant 3 1/2 years with his team.

Banwala declined to provide any photographic evidence from the summit or even give the names of the four Sherpas who allegedly helped them to the top

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

That looks fantastic.  Just hope they can get the voices right and bring back the Mel Blanc magic.

Don’t sell yourself short judge, you’re a tremendous slouch.

+1 for measuring yourself by height

I was born to love you.....I was born to lick your face ....

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

I ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

Guy named “Chris Blewitt” is gonna be your kicker?  I don’t think so.  Who’s the QB ... Steve Piksix?  

Obligatory: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on Qo’noS?