“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

See without The Fox News filter his stupidity and lack of knowledge is even worse than usual. Again this man should not be allowed to operate a TV remote much less the United States. Thanks white women.

Well, I would hope any team could beat the Clippers. 11 v 5 is hardly fair.

The Patriots infrastructure he needs to re-create are having 3 other pathetic teams in your division, and thus a rubber stamp for the playoffs.  

Meanwhile, over at Madame Tussauds, the trolling has been upped to 11:

Pitchers are assholes, starting pitchers are gaping assholes, when the manager asks for the ball, give it to him and sit your diva ass down.

I’m like that when people watch me try to throw stuff accurately. I have to ask the carnival workers not to look at me. Then I use the opportunity to steal a stuffed animal. It’s not for me. It’s for my girlfriend. You don’t know her. She goes to another Canada.

“not driving tonight so döppelbocks are fine?”

A lot of these comments are messed up. I expected the occasional bit of trolling, but it’s like the comment section is basically one big collective shrug and wisecrack. Obviously, we should wait for the responses from all parties involved, but this is a serious accusation. And I know the whole “if the genders were…

That’s the depressing take I’m seeing as well. And people wonder why men don’t report sexual assault. 

Chris Kattan was sexually harassed by Amy Heckerling and everybody only focuses on Lorne Michaels and mocks Chris Kattan? Okayyyyyyyyy...

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

“Ed Dohring, the doctor in question, told the New York Times that he had to step around a woman who had just died when he reached the top of Everest and had to wait hours to share the flat part of the summit—which is approximately the size of two ping pong tables—with about 15 to 20 people to get a photo.”

“You will lead soldiers in combat. It will happen. Some of you may even be called upon to serve in this hemisphere.” 

Someone’s been buying their milk from Halliburton.

A couple of guys from my high school were there in the arena that night and saw it happen. They said afterward that, even seeing it live, they weren’t sure at the time if it was real or if it was some kind of dark publicity stunt where a dummy had been dropped and taken away in an ambulance. I think the fact that the…

‘I’m honestly impressed with the NFL’s commitment to making the end of close games completely unwatchable and frustrating.’

And the mother fucking Patriots will figure out a way to subvert the whole thing and stay within the letter of the law. DAMMIT!!!!!!