I’m thinking that job would be a high risk/low reward kind of gig. Nobody thinks the job is very important so it’s relegated to some lowly minion who is barely more than an intern, and nobody notices until you inadvertently hit some hot button land mine with an edgy or easily misinterpreted tweet. And then you’re the…

I’m really surprised none of the streaming services I’ve used have a make your own programming block thing where you pick like four shows and plays an episode of one, then the next, etc. Either random or in order. 

Sometimes I forget that people I’ve never heard of have died. Who among us hasn’t gotten caught in a lie when trying to seem informed during a sports broadcast?

And morning. After work, I usually toss TBS on as background noise because they air Everybody Loves Raymond, The King of Queens and Seinfeld for like a four hour block.

why do comic fanboys have such a boner for beating avatar? its weird

In this case it is a curiosity. Same as a swinging strike on a Jordan Hicks fastball- it doesn’t matter how fast it was, you know it was fast.

So, don’t get better in the third season, really good in the fourth, and then immediately get cancelled due to Les Moonves being an asshole?

(Though to be fair, the further they steer away from that godawaful theme song, the better.)

See: Gun Control

At least all those people who decided to skip voting in 2016 because Hillary wasn’t inspiring have that sweet, sweet moral high ground to hang out on.

What do you care more about, her ability to inspire, or her actual experience and what she brings to the table?

“Donald Trump (and Mitch McConnell) enabled this by selecting two right-wing Catholics to give conservatives a firm majority on the Supreme Court.”

Yeah, being in the running for a Noble prize really offensive. Going to Space now that was just, well lets just say I can’t believe it made it past Standards and Practices. Or their successful lives. Damn again how is this show even allowed on?

This is what always enrages me. They say they care about these clumps of cells ... I mean babies. But do nothing for them once they’re born, punishing both them and their mothers.

This. Yeah, I’m gonna play “I told you so” too. Hillary may not have checked all the boxes as far as the environment, etc., whatever, but there was no way the gains that have been made in the past few decades were going to be wiped the fuck out they way they have been by Trump and his gang of shits. Instead of…

Did she do it on 63 pitches?

Unfortunately for the A’s, she is already leaning toward entering the 2023 NFL draft.

What, Arthur Fonzarelli isn’t even part of the discussion?

I can’t imagine an answer more basic than this, but c’mon: it’s Elvis. I think if we were to define cool, it would be some combination of rebelliousness, charisma, etc, and he pretty much embodies those in their modern public versions. Plus, and this seems important, Elvis never seemed like a dick or like someone who…

As soon as you use ‘lol’ you lose the argument.  Game, set and match Le Comte.

Call me when someone puts a goalie up on the rim, and then maybe I’ll cheer when uber-villain Kobe scores twenty and they’re not empty-netters.