Trust the process.

From the TV show Scrubs:

I’m pretty much sick of analytics in all sports. Especially baseball.

Bear in mind the number of games being played and the frequency of interactions with the press. Baseball players play twice as many games as hockey and basketball players and 10 times as many games as football players. There are so many more opportunities for stupid stuff to happen in baseball compared to the other…

Unless I was punching a time clock, I’d take that offer. I can see being under a time constraint on your way out on your trip. You might have a connecting flight or a meeting or a cruise ship or whatever.  But if you’re going home, what’s the hurry? Take the upgrade and the money.

Once I was flying from Miami to Philly. I had a regular coach seat. They announced that the flight was overbooked and asked for volunteers to give up their seat. They said that if you voluntarily gave up your seat, they’d upgrade you to first class for the next flight in 2 hours. Then they added that if you didn’t…

Not to worry Mets fans. They open up a 4-games series against the Phillies tonight. After they sweep the Phils, they’ll be a .500 team. But then they’ll have to play against real teams again. But for the next 4 days, you can at least pretend that they’re for real.

Phillies are done. At least the Flyers made some good moves and drafted well. And assuming Carson Wentz doesn’t end up back on the injured list, the Eagles should be contenders this year.

Just as your second reply confirmed my ‘not very bright’ comment. Thanks for playing!

What was strange about it?

My point is that I was agreeing with you about eating food right out of the can. You’re not very bright, are you?

It’s a shitty situation with no obvious solutions.

Every single guy has stories of eating a meal right out of the can/package while standing over the kitchen sink and staring at the electric clock (the analog kind with the second hand that slowly swept around the face).

Or you could just pee into a juice bottle and then mark ‘Do Not Drink’ on it. That should do it.

I read somewhere that the only food on the face of the planet that will never go bad is honey. Even if it turns into a solid rock, you can re-liquefy it by putting it into a pot of hot water or the microwave. I have no idea if this is true or not, but when the zombie apocalypse comes, I’m loading up on honey!

That’s awesome! Do you know how hard it is to eat a Big Mac inside an iron lung?

Bravo! Bravo! Author! Author!

I don’t give a shit anymore. Let ‘em all die. Too many stupid people in the world as it is. Anyone else notice that the people at these conferences who talk about how bad vaccines are sound exactly like Trump supporters who rave about how great he is?

If all you want is something new to see, then yea, I guess it’s very exciting. The real question is, do any of these movies pique my interest? For the most part, no.

It warms my heart to know that I’m not the only who thought Us was very disappointing.