Your grandmother could beat the Phillies right now. I knew coming into this season that their pitching was going to be weak. But I was betting that the one thing this lineup would do is hit and score runs. Win with offense. Win some 7-6 and 6-5 games. Boy, would that be entertaining! But nooooooooooo! This team can’t…

I get the mail fraud part of the scheme. But it’s not like they stole any money from anybody. They didn’t put a gun to anybody’s head and force them to pay exorbitant amounts of money for golf tickets. Supply and demand. Let the market set the price. Capitalism at its finest. How did they get caught? I’d love to read…

Games people play,

And if you don’t want pizza, maybe you shouldn’t go to a restaurant that has ‘Pizza’ in the name.

The only thing I have to add is it’s always a good idea to stick to the theme of the restaurant. For example, I once worked at a pizza place that had the word ‘Pizza’ in the name of the restaurant. Now, what do you think this restaurant serves best? For whatever reason, this restaurant also had a steak on the menu. As…

You know, it would save job hunters, recruiters, and HR people SO much time if they’d just...

I don’t think this is going to have any effect at all on the relationship between umpires and players. I think most players get along very well with most umpires. You can see them talking and laughing together before games and between innings all of the time. But there are a few cry-baby umpires and a few cry-baby…

I had a Brad roommate. I met him on move in day. This boy was the poster child of depression. I asked him “What’s wrong?” He said he had just married his girlfriend a day or two earlier. I said “That’s great! You should be happy! What’s the problem?” He said that his girlfriend was pregnant and he never wanted to get…

I had never thought about that. Same with February during leap year.

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning.

Next time tell him “You’re just jealous that I’m going on vacation while you’re going to a shitty business meeting that you don’t want to go to.”

I’ve always wondered. Bars in the city close at 2 AM. But what about the airport? Yea, it’s 2 AM there too but for many people, it’s a completely different time. Do bars in the airport stay open 24 hours a day?

Well. How ‘bout that? Learn something new every day. Thanks for the info.

If you want to use garlic and salt on your grilled meats, use garlic salt! You can get it in the seasoning aisle of any grocery store. Kill 2 birds with one stone.

MTV was great when they used to play music videos. And God was I in love with Martha Quinn! But then, I guess every guy was in love with Martha Quinn.

Ask the Flyers if Nolan Patrick is the stud they thought he would be when they took him at #2 overall. Yes, Patrick is still very young and it’s way too early to call him a bust. But it certainly doesn’t look very good right now.

I must be really old. I remember a time when MTV stuff was on MTV. But, now apparently, MTV stuff is on Comedy Central. When did that happen?

That’s sad.

Yea, but don’t they regularly work 80 hour work weeks, no weekends, years between vacations and then drop dead from a work related coronary at age 45?

Last time I went to Mardi Gras at Universal Studios, they had this red jungle juice concoction made out of about half a dozen different kinds of rum and God only knows what else. It was red and tasted exactly like Hawaiian Punch (or at least the way I remember Hawaiian Punch tasting). You couldn’t taste any liquor in…