Don’t tell him about Kennedy.

Every fan of Raiders of the Lost Ark needs to see this clip from The Big Bang Theory. I never realized this myself. Then I thought about it and said “Damn! She’s right!”

Try the best driving song ever recorded: Radar Love by Golden Earring.

I’m OK with it. Anybody but the Sox.

I never said anything about getting paid...you ass.

You’re probably the type who will put a wad of singles down on the table and then announce “This is your tip. Whenever you do something I don’t like, I take money off of the table.” Yes sir! One burger with secret sauce coming right up!

You must be joy to wait on. I can tell right away that you had a bad attitude about the place before you even walked through the front door. In my experience as a server, when I got a table like you, I gave you the absolute bare minimum of attention because I know you’re going to give me a bad tip no matter what I do.…

I will usually hold up my hands and pretend that I’m writing something on the palm of the other hand (as if I’m signing my credit card slip).  I interpret that as the ‘universal check please’ hand signal.

Exactly! Every extra minute you spend at one table is one less minute that you can spend somewhere else. And if those other tables need/want something, you’ve just blown your tip.

Don’t write your name on the check. Besides, it’s already there from the POS machine. But studies have shown that if female servers put a smiley face on the check and write ‘Thanks!” or “Thank You!”, their tips increased. Strangely enough though, the opposite is true for male servers. So men, DON’T put a smiley face…

Good one.

This isn’t cool. This is disgusting. Both Netflix and this young punk asshole should be ashamed of themselves. They should be taught a lesson.

Trump has an opening for Press Secretary in his administration. But you’re never going to get it if you insist on telling the truth.

It started off good as hell! It was originally supposed to be a limited run series that was going to be faithful to the book. And for the first couple of episodes, it was exactly that. It got huge ratings and then CBS decided to make it a continuing series and ditch the book and make it up as they went along. That’s…

I like to tell people that my appendix scar is actually an old Heidelberg dueling injury.

Maybe it’s not too late for her to save her soul. But I doubt she’s wise enough to do it.

Now That’s how you make a cartoon!

I came here to post the same thing!

That Shaft is a bad mutha...