No seriously, What the fuck?

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

I’d be okay with them dying.

In the world where his opposition has never remotely suggested limiting families to one car?

Yeah, Sanders’s statement reads less like “I still think I can win the nomination” & more like “Joe, you gotta get your head straight before the convention or you will be eaten alive.”

So Sunday is going to be Bernie’s Hail Mary Pass. Got it.

Why is it bad for Joe Biden to have to answer policy questions that are important to the voters he is going to have to win over in order to be President?

The idea that the public proclamations of the head of state in the most powerful country in the world should “just be ignored” is... not a useful suggestion.

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see…

...except no one has advocated either of those things. Ever. Period. I will literally suck your penis if you can quote even one Democrat that has ever uttered such non-sense.

I’m pretty sure that it’s evident that Donny doesn’t have a grasp of how words work.

who’s advocating for a one car policy? or a no car policy?

Yup. that fact is obvious. Its obvious to everyone. Especially Republicans. They dont care. Couldnt give two shits whether or not hes telling the truth. As long as they maintain their side money from corporations and super PACs, the NRA, they could care less whether or not hes not a gigantic waste of oxygen and…

There’s equal real evidence for either interpretation. If pressed, I’d say both are total horseshit.

high school burnout pot head friend

He’s lying. The President of the United States is a pathological liar. There I said it. He has managed to lie about almost everything his entire life with zero consequences. Those of us who has lived in the ‘real world’ (not reality TV) have always known that he’s a fraud.

Without getting into policies or performance, I want political leaders that are smart and speak well and don’t make up random crap when they speak.

How about Option C: The president is an idiot who just says stuff without worrying about any basis in reality.

Yeah, unfortunately, the “Voltron” idea that the article writer mocked is exactly what happened. Political campaigns are about momentum, and Biden had jackshit of it, so they had no choice but to force some faked momentum in one big push, and SC was the best bet - Clyburn jumpstarted that momentum and the DNC piled it…

Just a reminder - we know how the flu works. We still don’t know how Covid is transferred... or you know, *exactly* where it came from or what the mortality rate is, or how it long term affects those that survive. Oh and of course, there are already flu vaccines... not so for covid.