kirkchop
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Maybe they had heard a rumor that Trump was going to build a MAGA island, complete with virused zombies, red caps, a landscaping shed, and Kayleigh running around in a thong bikini shouting “fake media!” in an audio loop, so Nintendo wanted to cut them off at the pass.

People actually still follow trash like this? I guess it was only a matter of time before DC connected Amazon with Brazil. File this under Red/Blue/Plaid Lanterns, Batwoman, Jason Todd, and Anything with “Crisis” in the title. Leave no stone unturned! Fuck them all up, we need more shock tactics! Free comic book day

Why yes, but only if there are also damage-sponging enemies that respawn every ten seconds. I love those!

I’m cool with game worlds, as long as they don’t have a sewer level. Why are devs obsessed with sewers anyway? Too many Ninja Turtle episodes when they were growing up? I don't get it.

Well, some of the story-based changes Lucas had done to the Special Editions did have some folks concerned. He should have just upgraded the effects, and left the story stuff untouched.

This tool over here posting articles assuming we even were able to get a PS5.

It pissed me off when I had found out the og PS3 George Foreman Grill was fake.

I’m hoping the increased speeds mean injecting more creativity on the menu art side. I’m so done with these generic ass UI/HUD layouts. Add some interesting flowing animations into menu selecting. Create some beautiful living backdrops that merge with these menus. Don’t just vertically divide the 16:9 screen into

Nah, but I think it’s time for a Marvel vs DC vs Street Fighter game. Nerf Superman with some Kryptonite STDs from She-Hulk, and let things fall where they may.

Man, worst song in a fighting game ever. Felt like I had a defective disc, and that Barbie and her pink corvette was about to show up.

Lately I’ve been wishing studios would start hiring UX designers from ad agencies. The generic templates these titles use are so stale. You could take the ui from this game and plug it into any other game in the same genre.

Cartridges still faster. Save us, Nintendo!

Suckers still being born every minute with an Apple logo tattooed on their foreheads.

Pull the trigger, enjoy it while it’s hot, and worry about all that slim/pro stuff later.

Sorry I asked. 

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I tend to fire this one up every so often as a reminder:

The series sees Hoechlin and Tulloch, who debuted their versions of Clark Kent and Lois Lane on Supergirl, dealing simultaneously with the problems of raising kids

What is the bluetooth headphone brand support like? Is there AD2p support? Or are we going to again be relegated to plugging in a proprietary USB dongle or a ghetto 3.5mm jack to our controllers?

Too bad most of us won’t be able to get a PS5, because of this online only bullshit. But keep rubbing it in.