Yo, FYI! We’re all expert lawyers and CEOs and own our game studios. We just happen to like hanging out in comment sections all day.

I’m going to again sound like a persistent troll on this game, but man it still looks terrible and not even the mighty marketing powers of Spidey can convince me otherwise. SE and Crystal Dynamics have done better than this. What the hell happened.

Haha fair enough. But what about people who sleep in the nude?

If only devs released feature-complete games. Adding difficulty modes and additional options post-release is such BS.

Yep, think of the process:

Twinkies and bologna will outlast us all! Well, mainly because it will kill us all prematurely, but still!

They’re too busy letting their brains rot staring at the TV watching political talking heads argue. Also, hanging on to their dumbphones.

Poker is popular because in the 24th century, the Federation realized that a century earlier, Kirk’s foes always tried to play mental chess matches against him, while he ultimately beat them with poker.

Lethal mode should be no saving or checkpoints. Once you die, it’s game over. Start from the beginning.

Besides the fox petting thing you mentioned, I was also wishing that whenever a bear threw me, that I would stick a superhero landing backward skid, instead of tumbling on the ground. lol

I mean, they could’ve layered in some bamboo materials, background lampshade lighting effects, paper-like textures, simulated scribbled ink, etc.

I find it strange how much Square-Enix is working overtime trying to keep this game on everyone’s radar. The more footage I see of the game, the more it looks and appears to play like trash. I don’t get it, are folks really that desperate for a bad Avengers game?

And I also would’ve preferred that they had turned up the aesthetics of the menu and made them more themed to the time period, instead of the sterile white backgrounds, tiles, and fonts. I felt like I was playing an EA game, like Star Wars Battlefront.

Games that don’t give me full sheathe control kill me. Although, I thought FFVII-R handled auto sword sheathing pretty well.

Yep, agreed. Between the armor and charms sets, reconfiguring charms sucked the life out of me. I eventually gave up, set em all to maximize damage output and self-heals, and left it as is so that I would only have to deal with armor swaps.

Agreed, the beeping means your microwave burrito is done. This is a thinly disguised Takeout article.

It’s related to the disc eject touch-sensitive button on the og PS4's. I think it’s partially due to prolonged heat, and also accumulation of dust. There’s a claim that the tiny rubber foot right under the button would expand slightly from heat, enough to trigger the button. I would experience it when it was a combo…

Yep, I had the three beep issue about two years ago. I tried a bunch of fixes as well. The front rubber method seemed to had worked for awhile, but it still came back eventually. It’s been gone for the past few months. Super stupid design flaw. Makes me wonder what weird glitch the PS5 will have.

This is the perfect line for 2020.

I am cool with bologna. However, the one thing I’ve always wanted to see is bologna before they get sliced up for packaging. Mystery solved.