And both shall be merged and promoted in weird ways.

“I think he’s a football player. [sobs] Not sure what his name is, I just wanted to fuck him cause I guess he’s famous or something.”

Baldy’s Breakdown review please! The dude is awesome. His makeshift Twitter versions are cooler than his slicked up NFL network versions 

That screechy voice of hers makes guys dicks limp.

That actress who played Donna was the worst one of the group, and that’s saying something. She had zero acting skills, poor acting body language. Always defusing whatever humor was actually working in scenes.

I was thinking about a Superman game again, and how hard a struggle it must be to make one with legit gameplay.

Developer makes game containing twisted dumb crap to make a quick buck at any cost. Attracts twisted dumb players. Developer is shocked and bans players.

Yeah, unfortunately companies keep trying, so there must be enough folks out there throwing money at them. And people like to justify getting taken for fools.

Yeah, I can’t stand multiplayer games with “majority rules” voting, while at the same promoting what basically amounts to rng grouping. Devs need to stop with that fucking bullshit and come up with something less archaic, because the amount of idiots, asshats, and trolls outnumber the players who are actually trying…

Rest assured, I think that is the general consensus. The overall story arc, content, and creativity were mostly okay to me. It’s just that Lucas shit the bed by not investing more into the actual script and acting to make them more digestible. I mean, I know the original trilogy was no Shakespeare, but at least there…

Actually, yeah good point. Maybe if the spider had some sort of outline that blended it in better with the other elements, I’d probably like it more.

One thing I thought was bad in the game, even though overall I would still say it’s a solid Spidey experience, were the whole “wave” fights. It is totally a bullshit move to succcessfully clear out a first wave using stealth, but then when wave 2+ shows up suddenly the game forces you into combat. Total bullshit move,…

Ivy to me, besides her physical endowments, is one of the trademark iconic images for the Soul Calibur series due to her weapon. I mean, a fucking sword that expands and swirls around her and her opponents like a whip? How completely badass is that?

The updated audio tracks, where they added/replaced some of the sound effects, are terribad cartoonish. 

I’d go ahead and get the base game, and ignore the DLC. The overall game is aces, but the cringeworthy parts were Black Cat and Silver Sable. Both are unconvincing as characters. That they are doing DLC with them is an unfortunate waste.

How much did they pay you guys to whip up this promo article (before taxes)?

Now that you brought it up, I wouldn’t be surprised if I will run into this same exact issue. Last time I had an Xbox Live account was only during the first few months my Xbox 360 was alive (oh btw, thanks again for that great quality control on that system, MS you piece of shit for brains propaganda liars).

Sexy abs.

That’s been their m.o.

Went back to play with Cloud’s bike. Coolest mount to date. Need a two-seater version next, though.