Dom, he played center field for the Red Sox.

Hi, I'm a Nigerian prince. I can directly deposit the funds into your savings account if you send me the necessary information.

I have an old USA Today that features an article about Johnny Bench vomiting on a Howard Johnson's waitress.

Dark…

IKEA has a replica set for sale. It's called Fjüllönugensen.

This rag smells like your mom, Dikachu!

The AV Club

NEVA FAHGET, YA STEWPIT BASTID!

[SHRIEKS; TURNS TO DUST]

Much better than "July Talk."

Her nickname is "Kuwait."

Just flush then.

"You're not going to trick me THIS TIME, Mr. Hitler!"

Now that's an untapped market.

Terrible band name.

"Humming" [CHUCKLES]

[FARTS]

Underdog is still on?

"STAY OUT OF RIVERDALE!"

I'm about to rip something: [FARTS]