Sixteen nipples? “Boy, I really Cronenberged things up down there.”

Also, “Prehensile Excel Apps” is the name of my Bowling for Soup cover band.

A bad person lied to you when they told you that.

ginger probably not included.

Excuse me?

I think it’s an issue of people not dying if it rolls over.

In case you need to calculate a tip at Sonic.

You should convert it into an actual used hot tub.

This person has the right idea.

I’m buying one of these suv convertibles in 10 years or so when they can be had for used hot tub money.

Thanks for reminding me of something else I left out: You should also be able to afford to live among a nicer class of people. Fucking snob.

All the stars.

Be warned that if I see a car parked in this fashion, my standard procedure is to remove your wiper blades.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.