Shyamalan Twist: Turns out I fapped to everything.

Hello, chief. Let's talk why not?

I always thought the young Zac Efron would make a great Barbie.

Varys and Greyworm are vying for the role, too.

Will the actors have their nipples and genitals removed for the roles? If not, they're not committed to the craft.

Deplorable.

Trebek.

I remember Branagh's Hamlet having one, and I'm all for it as long as they have a good Act I finisher. Maybe Chris Evans singing "Defying Gravity"?

Gendry's final destination.

For god's sake, no screaming. People are trying to sleep.

Ooh, I love holes.

Because, ahem, THEY SUCK.

He can't write both Winds of Winter *and* all those Elena Ferrante books.

Oscars are like potato chips. Both are yellowish.

I need printouts to fully understand this.

Paulie and The Real Girl

Kangaroos?

He's what you'd call a P90X Paul-Ryan Republican. A backwards baseball cap is part of their preferred outfit.

Wouldn't she be saying "dern tootin'"?

"9/11…grunt…inside job."