That's my cue!

And radio tentacle porn.

But those guys exploit canaries, who are the true Americans.

"Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon!"

A deal so great his face is still bleeding.

Scott Walker, Wisconsin Ranger

And the Newsies.

And he's gonna switch from facing to his right to facing to his left like in the real Micheaux did.

Was he the girl?

Where's all the love for Lisa Loeb? Anyone? Ethan Hawke?

I live in Minneapolis and I can't avoid Dan Wilson. He's well loved around here.

Maybe she can join a festival with Third Eye Blind, Semisonic, and Lisa Loeb. Should be done in about 40 minutes.

I'm guessing that this movie is just a kid-friendly device meant to teach kids how to count.

I think I just lost track of all his abominations.

Oh, yeah. BINGO.

Wait, he's a pedophile?

Like a kick to the spleen, spleen, spleen.

Wait, I can't do that anymore? For context, I'm 43.

He's no Michael Douglas.

The Oval Office or the AV Club?