There’s been so many DBZ games that they’ve given up on the story since we all know it by now, so now they want you to make your own.

The bit with the shotgun was great.

I have a bad habit of changing mine everytime I get super drunk at home. Drunk me will always pick some incredibly obscure literary reference and then misspell it. No one had a clue who “Flartibartfest” was or how to pronounce it.

I’d guess Metacritic doesn’t include us because we’ve been so critical of them.

Fleshy Souls is a... weird title. Like a bit disturbing.

14 million. The number of people duped into buying Battlefront, myself included.

I was on fire once at Counter-Strike: Source, headshotting people from across the map with an M4 and reacting instantly to footsteps behind me. Had an amazing score of 22-0.

I think in the entire beta (I played about 1000 matches) I only encountered 2 or 3 people I truly suspected of cheating. It’s highly anecdotal, but sometimes it feels like the “report you for cheating when really I’m bad” thing happens more than actual cheating.

I wish I had the free time required to “get good” at an FPS again. My buddy has been reported for cheating a few times in Left 4 Dead when he’s just a good player. I know it happens.

I agree with you.

My best accused of cheating story was in Left 4 Dead 2. I was on the survivors team, and kept hearing the other team’s Boomers and Spitters through walls. Naturally I sprayed said walls with bullets to kill them. After the 4th time or so they kicked me off the server for “wall hacking”.

My favorite taunt I used to use in my CS:Source days was “Don’t confuse my hacking with your sucking.” Really could get some nerd rage going if used right. (Note: I never hacked, never saw the point in using the crutch.)

I always love getting hackusations because it reminds me that I’ve still got it. At this point I think I’ve been playing FPS games for longer than the average player has been alive and I’ve never really left the scene, so I’m sure there’s all kinds of things that are unintuitive to newer players that are intuitive to…

I suck at shooters. Years ago I was playing the original Counter Strike. I was the last person left on my team. The enemy team was coming at me in a line. I killed several of them with my assault rifle. I switched to my pistol and killed two more. I switched to my knife and killed the last one. I got kicked from the…

I’m not even great at FPS games anymore and I get some great plays in Overwatch (like a triple solo kill with zenyatta discord orb/headshots, saving the objective and PotG).

If you’re going to be playing on PC at release we should suck at Overwatch together!

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