Maybe we should Crowdfund a scheme that supports anonymous Twitter employees to keep sabotaging Trump’s feed until it becomes such a headache for the company they have no choice but to shut it down entirely.

I would pledge a portion of my monthly income to this person for the rest of my working life. A small portion, ‘cause I’m cheap, and I hope the rest of the country would help me support this heroic person.

Look at that steeply sloping forehead profile. Being around Trump seems to have eroded his prefrontal cortex. Or maybe that’s why they get along.