But hey! We’ll get a ton more political coverage! Unavailable anywhere else on the Internet!

And “cos” is short for Cosby. WHICH IS THE GREATER CRIME?

Tablescapes, man. It is all about the tablescapes.

I believe you have misidentified National Monster Hunter’s University. And you have to excuse their poor performance; all of their top recruits keep getting killed by draculas.

New Mexico Highlands University is a not-particularly-good Div. II team, so you aren’t far off.

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The problem is that she probably perceives her attachment to her current coaching staff as “loyalty.” Which, in a way, it is; but it is the kind of loyalty that is severely limiting Rousey’s potential.

This fight reminded me a lot more of Rahman-Lewis; a dominant champion starts to believe their own hype and prioritizes being in movies ahead of fighting. A game challenger with a solid game plan comes in to a fight (in the southern hemisphere) and pulls an amazing upset.

Lesnar was on the receiving end of some UFC ass-kickings that looked every bit as bad as this one. Velasquez pounded the crap out of Lesnar.

Ronda’s coaching is a huge issue. Holm trains at a world-class gym surrounded by high-level fighters and coaches. Ronda trains with a weird grifter who seems to be actively pursuing fraud charges.

He said “all of the best.”

Everybody hates Chelsea but that’s just cruel.

You’re like a really wordy Ken M.

Id’ take the buried alive thing over having A NAIL DRIVEN THROUGH MY BALL SACK.

I have a brother-in-law who is absolutely convinced that my meat intake (or lack thereof) is a direct attack on him and his value system.

I have loads of medically- and self-imposed dietary restrictions for a variety of reasons, and I literally do not give a single fuck what anyone else on earth eats. Be a fucking cannibal for all I care.

Also, the linked video features a Dremel rotary tool, and the tool on sale at Amazon absolutely won’t do that sort of carving.

Also, the linked video features a Dremel rotary tool, and the tool on sale at Amazon absolutely won’t do that sort…

I don’t want to be pedantic, but this is not what most folks think of when they say “Dremel.” Dremel is most famous for its rotary tools — so much so that people often generically refer to all rotary tools as dremels.

I don’t want to be pedantic, but this is not what most folks think of when they say “Dremel.” Dremel is most famous…

And a certified asshole.

Defending you position by citing South Park should be the new Godwin’s Law.