That person narrowly missed winning a Darwin award.

“Hi I am an adult, wanna be friends!?”

Modern fountain pens are actually pretty kick ass, though.

Yes, but will it have mods?!!?!1!1

Intel doesn’t have the work-life balance thing as down pat as GM apparently. I work in manufacturing, and our engineers (who are salaried) are practically always on call unless they explicitly take time off.

On the other hand, Wingdings.

They could have picked Comic Sans Serif.

So I work in semiconductor, where exposure to “ambient air” is what kills microchips while they are still being built. The reason: oxidation. Not just metal exposure, but exposure of the semiconductor materials themselves (silicon, germanium, etc). Hence in every semiconductor manufacturing process ever, there are…

Allo would be my messenger of choice if it had proper SMS support.

Signal.

Yes, but does it have a headphone jack?!

I’m of the mindset that this kind of labeling shouldn’t be allowed, period. It is rife for abuse by food producers. Its right up there with “low fat”.

A replacable battery would only help with replacing the battery before explosion. It wouldn’t help prevent the battery from exploding in the first place.

As an adult that has returned to school, I find textbooks MUCH more useful and user friendly than a PDF. But, that’s just me.

He’s got all that stuff in his book bag, but no room for books! I remember needing to lug huge, heavy ass text books every day from school to home and back (thank goodness for lockers, even if they were tiny).

Fair enough. That tends to plague me too.

You know that they make left handed fountain pen nibs, right? Though as a rightie myself, I didn’t even know this was an issue to begin with.

No mention of fountain pens in the list of pens. Clearly they don’t have anything nice to say about them, since they didn’t say anything at all!

Ribbons are your friend. Its too bad there are only 3 ribbons in the entire game, but they can protect against insta-death.

Oh my heck, nothing worse than a surprise attack by these buggers in the Ice Cave that ends with a 1-round party kill.