Preztelcoatl.

Coinflip on whether they turn the lights out before it hits or not.

Are they not in the middle of unionizing right now? (I legit don’t know, I saw half a headline about it and haven’t followed up).

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

“We go to war with the kinja we have not the kinja we wish we had.”

Petchesky was just canned, unbelievable.

How great would it be if the other blogs all started covering sports today?

Where the fuck else am I supposed to go to read up on the fine print of Oddibe McDowell’s water bill?

You should check out the Ringer. Bill Simmons gives his staff a lot of editorial freedom and they write about all kinds of things beyond just sports. He seems like a great boss and it’s probably not such a bad place to work,

Deadspin usually has sports?

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

This is the quality content I’m (genuinely) looking for. Let’s be real, the only time I read a sports story  is when you guys shit on the Browns because I feel validated as a disgruntled fan.

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Counterpoint, having been to many Methodist weddings (meaning, no booze at all), is no booze at a wedding is PERFECTLY fine.

Well whatever you want to call it, it looks fantastic on all of you.  Keep up the good work and know that we all support your sartorial decisions.

the proper dress code for running a blog is Just Look Nice, thank you for asking. 

Seeing as how the dress code for the site right now seems to be “Fuck You”, would that be “Very Fancy” or “Just Post Something That Looks Nice”?

Hey Kelsey, I need your help.  What are proper dress code rules when it comes to running a blog, specifically one about not-sports?  Asking for a friend.