How much more evidence is needed before we can all safely conclude that Goodell the robot is piloted by Jerry Jones?

80s, you mean.

As an Eagle Scout, listening to Trump use the Scout Law (which is where the loyalty line comes from) as a cudgel to beat kids over the head makes me even more nauseated than his rhetoric usually does.

There are no good outcomes here. That’s one of the many side effect when monsters rape children.

Honestly, this feels like the worst part of the social media age: 20-something fuckwits who appeal to little kids become megastars, and suddenly they matter. Pewdiepie is basically the same persona and is born out of the same fan base.

The moment I realized both who Cillizza was and that his milquetoast and pointless takes were the new gold standard for CNN takes on literally every major news event, was the moment I no longer read CNN.

You didn’t believe Trump could win? Not even remotely possible? You’re as hopelessly naive as the Democrats that are being written about in this article. I went into that night in a cold sweat, scared to death because it was obvious that Trump had a shot.

Yes, it is.

It’s amazing how much perceived credibility $10 million can buy!

I don’t know how to interpret the decision to play Dedede’s theme.

Dancing with the Channeler in the background was a brilliant touch.

I like both his choice and his reason.

The old fashioned way usually involves “always hug the left/right wall”

No one should love trophies the way that Lacob loves trophies.

I think you’re massively overestimating the intelligence of our president.

I have to wonder: are her stupid answers better or worse than Spicer’s non-answers?

Eh, it really didn’t need that second Kirby game.

It’s that belief in diverse students that drives the University’s actions.

Well isn’t that a revisionist narrative.

That was a lot angrier than it needed to be.