I’m on record as saying there’s a place in the discussion for people with all levels of food preferences, but now I see that no, there is not. For these specific people—the people who as adults (OSTENSIBLY) will only eat chicken nuggets and pizza—they are not allowed to take part in any conversation about food. Adults…

Creamed spinach is delicious you were just a bad kid I guess

Seriously, that roommate’s parents never made him at least try something before he rejected it. Like, I would take the middle ground between my parents making me eat shit they KNEW I hated (I will never forgive them for creamed spinach) and a parent who just throws up their hands and lets the kid eat hot dogs 100% of…

Kids should be required to at least try anything before they reject it because “it looks funny,” though. I don’t agree with making kids eat everything they hate, but they damn sure shouldn’t get to sit in their plain-hamburgers-with-ketchup-and-maybe-plain-cheese-pizza comfort zone all the time (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, MY…

His own son called him a fucking coward yet these guys want to sit there and tell us it is different.

Obviously Mayweather is afraid of strong, independent women that aren’t afraid to share their opinion. I’m a fan of both Michelle Beadle and Rachel Nichols and it would have been nice to hear the firsthand perspective of the fight from both of these women. I really hope that Manny Pacquiao really beats the shit out of…

Here’s why they did it. Because they can and there will be absolutely NO REPERCUSSION to their bottom line. None. Nata. Zip. Zilch.

Poor actors? Competition? Ballet? Bitching about your lack of turnout in first position? Say no more, I’m def in. This will be my life now. No sarcasm.

Wait, they answered the phone as “bathroom mirror”? They are now referring to themselves as this incident?

Then again, I did know someone who didn’t realize for an entire two weeks that the guy she was dating was missing an arm so anything is possible.

And she’s wearing black! I mean, this whole thing is respectful AS FUCK.

A dude with 44 Dunkin’ Donuts franchises wants a little more cash?

I wish I had a camp.

#Assholesoftheworldunite #Teamfloorpoop

Funny you should mention the ol’ floorshitter...

I heard she pooped on the floor once.

I have a hard time thinking that the reaction would’ve been so swift had this been the University of Kentucky Baskeball team, or the Florida State football team.

Love the blanket stereotyping. There are just as many racists in LA, NYC, Boston est as the midwest.

So I’m sitting in the locker room and I’m taping up my knee, and Larry’s undressing a couple lockers down from me. And he’s kinda, he’s kinda skinny. Weak. And I started thinkin’ about my father, and his attitude about, about weakness. And the next thing I knew, I jumped on top of him and started whaling on him. And…

It’s Western Kentucky. They’re not Puerto Ricans from the South Bronx, pal.