I am fine with your underlying sentiments, but you are unfairly maligning the phrase "bless your heart." It is not a snide way that Southerners use to convey condescension. Native users sincerely wish the object of the phrase well.

Sad for Vincent that the receding hairline is apparently not all part of Pete's hair and make-up.

I am lucky enough to have inherited lots of hair although the strands are very thin, but since hitting 22 my brush has exponentially become more full of hair after every time I brush. Like I am now wrapping the rubber band around my ponytail almost twice as many times as I did in high school.

You are right. It is a Southern COMMONWEALTH. Just because we did not secede doesn't mean we don't have the same culture. You can't get more southern than mint juleps and the Derby.

I am calling into question the author's true Southern roots since she has fallen into the Yankee belief that "bless your heart" is just thinly veiled contempt. It is not. There are many more nuances to it. The speaker actually cares and empathizes with the recipient of the phrase while acknowledging plight.

You can just call the person a cunnilingus because it is the Latin noun form that refers to the giver. Cunnilingus is not technically a parallel term to fellatio.

Okay, I have to admit that one of the worst nights of my life was from inhaled alcohol. Unbeknownst to me, the good ole boys at Sigma Nu decided to fill the hookah with Everclear instead of water. As an 18 year old freshman, I did not think to question why the hookah was so harsh. However, I hit the hookah hard and…

How is that related to A Clockwork Orange?

Coming from a long line of hoarders can have its perks. I feel you on the small sizes. I also have a ton of clothes that span those same time periods to rummage through. However, all of the adorable dresses, suits, and sweaters are marked as size 4 or 6 which probably means they are size 0s today. Unless I lipoed…

Sadly, we cannot blame Canada for ole Billy Ray. He at least did not appropriate another people's culture because he hails from Kentucky, home of the bluegrass.

I like the look, too. Last summer I rummaged around in my grandmother's attic and found four huge boxes of hats ranging from the 1920s-1960s. A couple of them had really cool lace veils, and one looks exactly like the one Miley wears in the cover picture.

At least they held an integrated top-secret beauty pageant.

Universities love them because their members have a much higher percentage of donating to the schools than GDIs.

Holy Shit! Not only am I very familiar with The Drunken Ship in Rome, it is the only drinking establishment I was ever kicked out of.

I admit to being a romance novel junky since I secretly read my sister's copy of Jude Deveraux's The Conquest in the 5th grade. I have read at least half of the books featured in the picture. My favorite romance ever was Virginia Henley's Seduced where the plucky 17 year old heroine cuts her hair and impersonates her…

The most hilarious part of the sagging pants is how often they are the reason guys get caught by the police for another crime. You cannot run for shit with your pants belted below your ass.

Holy Shit! One other person in the world outside my weird little high school social group gets Meet the Feebles allusions!

It certainly worked for that eternal couple Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. LOL

I have to admit that I kind of hate Ellen Page. Juno was awesome, but then it got so overexposed and we learned that Ellen was just playing her annoying self.

It is.