You should move to DC.

RWNJs and their supporters never realize nature can reach out and snuff them out in the blink of an eye.

It was meant tongue in cheek, but you’re correct that I forgot about Puerto Rico. 

The trump administration and the republican party as a whole are the major crises I think you are looking for.

Ain’t it great having Frank Reynolds as president of the fucking United States. 

These guys are Y’all Qaeda.

Why didn’t he address the issue of the cars going left ?? that sounds like socialism

Bigly! They say we are going to be looking at it very bigly and powerful!

Katharine Sullivan, approved the decision, telling Reuters, “Our funding decisions are based on a merit-based review system.”