I'll do it. Happily.

Where you at? I'll meet you halfway.

They need the space to store all the mail they can't sort and deliver now.

That is a fabulous idea, because unfortunately in the United States the answer to everything is always money. I had suggested in another post taking excessive force settlements out of their pension fund. Now we just need to find an insurance company willing to take the risk...

First day of classroom instruction...

He tweeted it. “Don’t buy GOODYEAR TIRES”. I don't know how you could possibly spin that in any other way. Nice try though. I'm sure at least you believe your bullshit.

There are no Starbucks locations within thirty miles of me. Luckily I have developed a copycat recipe for their famous brew. When I have a Starbucks craving, I buy the cheapest store brand coffee. Then I use six scoops of coffee per one cup of water and leave it on the burner overnight. Voila! Starbucks coffee.

I could actually see that happening.

Take ten minutes and read about your heroes. This isn’t the first time they’ve pointed their weapons at people. These two are genuine pieces of shit, every day and in every way possible. It’s humorous to me that anyone would choose this particular hill to die on. You do realize that there is a video of the event,…

So you've never actually read it, you just parrot what you hear within your own circle. Do you also cosplay with other ammosexuals? And don't get it twisted, I am all for individual gun ownership. What I am against is aiming a loaded weapon at another human being who is not aiming one back. That's felonious assault,…

Introspection is a dead art in American society. It’s no longer “what’s wrong with me”, it’s always “what’s wrong with you/them”. It goes hand-in-hand with the death of critical thinking. If Americans in general were a third as smart as they think they are, absolutely none of this would be an issue.

Oh my... that's lovely. Thank you for that.

Maybe Kanye’s demographic is solidly entrenched in people who dot their “i’s” with circles? I wasn't aware of it, but maybe the two national parties have been trying to woo the circle dotter coalition for years now...

It does. It’s “Hungry Howie’s”.

No! Whatever you do, please don't!! Whatever they spend on CPC Media they won't get caught stealing later!! We really need to make the charges stick...

The billboard structure was already there, idiot. One can’t simply erect a structure on private property without consent, moron. In other words, that racist piece of inbred trash was actually getting paid for that billboard, you mentally deficient troglodyte. He could have terminated his lease, but instead he decided…

We're already there.

I’ve been shouting this from every high point of ground I’ve wandered across; one of the myriad ways Ronnie Ray-Gun ruined this country. Now this push toward private schools is further cementing this country's downfall. I can't help but to think it's less about stealing the money and more about programming so that…

I don’t like her either. However, when asked by my family and friends, I answer that she is the best candidate to win this election. The other candidates have their virtues, but electability is not one of them.

Ha!! Biden is five minutes older than Donnie Two-Scoops with way fewer cheeseburgers injested. The “debate” should just be a race down a slightly inclined ramp.