I’m so glad you brought this up!! Do you have knowledge of any white male Republicans who have been accused of embezzlement or a $60M bribery scheme? If you don’t have time to compile that information, I’d understand, as long as you are willing to end your worthless life soon. Seriously, either the list or your…

That’s one that really gets me. How in the actual fuck do you think the plate matches?? Did they have a tiny plate duct-taped to the back? Somehow I doubt it. What I don’t doubt is that cops are dumb. Very dumb, and they don’t have to learn from their mistakes. Think about it... shove guns in some innocent guy’s face,…

To get the answer he gave, which is what we all expected him to say. In other words, to get him to make a fool of himself. And he delivered... with gusto.

I cordially invite you to your own suicide. Whenever is convenient for you, but the sooner the better. Thank you!

I liked the “debt parking” he did with his building in Chicago. His creditor forgave fifty million dollars of his loan, which would be considered income, and therefore subject to being taxed. So, he made up a “company”, and loaned himself fifty million dollars with no intention of ever paying it back. Boom... skirted…

His mother got a little too drunk last night so he's all fucked up from her breast milk.

I really wish these idiots would take your advice, because your suggestions are really spot-on. This one is a Russian... I'm sure of it.

Yup. But imagine the look of surprise on the faces of the mouth breathing muppet-fuckers that made his presidency possible when he “turns” on them! (I used the quotation marks because he has always loathed them... Howard Stern called that shit.)

I’m perfectly okay with that idea. As I’ve said before, this country needs a big fat fucking divorce. The ideologies of the blue states and the red states are too different to coexist under one roof.

I'd assume she's just trying to wrap her mind around the fact that there is actually food in there. Imagine the look on her face when she tries to figure out how to open it and get the food out. My money is on her first choice being sawing at it with a $700 chef's knife...

Hitler kept a picture of Ford on his desk FFS... so, you aren't "that guy" by any measure. 

That's why I buy Hondas. Made in the USA with very high domestic content. Using the nameplate as an indication of country of origin is outdated. I once had a coworker point at his bumper and said "Red sticker, asshole!" The bumper sticker said "If you buy foreign you sell out America." He drove away in his Canadian…

He can't be pardoned for crimes brought by a state. Tish is going to bring him to justice. I hope.

I'm fairly convinced that the troll is Russian. Just the way things are phrased... I have no proof, just a feeling.

Which one? Orange Julius or Julius Yeezer? The more I read the more I can't distinguish between the two of them...

And Ben Carson is sleeping peacefully...

It's a great idea to share it. This person lost their shit over a late Egg McMuffin. Not even a Sausage McMuffin with Egg, but an Egg McMuffin. If someone goes all "I can't take it anymore" about a breakfast sandwich, I can't rationalize giving them a gun and immunity to go all "I can't take it anymore" on the…

I had a Rally’s by me... if it really is the same as Checker’s, it was the coup de gras of a fast food burger meal. Quarter pound Big Beaufort with those battered fries and a Coke. Perfection.

The one person I would most like to see slap “Ted” Cruz until he cried like an overtired toddler would have to be Rashida Tlaib. The soundtrack would be hilarious.

The only solution I have come up with is for the taxpayer to be taken out of the settlements. A person receives a settlement for getting their skull fractured? Don't have the municipality pay it... take it from the police pension fund. It wouldn't be quite as funny when their co-workers put a dent in their own…