AMUSEMENT IS CONTROL.

Well now those rabbit ears are just going to look preposterous.

No. I don't want to live in a world without The Muppet Christmas Carol.

Calling it: A sequel to The Principal and the Pauper, in which the real Seymore Skinner returns and he's pissed off. That is literally the last episode they'd ever think of writing, and if it becomes a reality, you'll know you're watching the final season.

It's funny how they reran the episode where the Simpsons go to Rigel VII tonight. It was like Halloween seeped into normal episodes, and now the Sideshow Bob saga is creeping into Treehouse of Horror with an imaginary conclusion.

That would be a pretty great movie if he ended up killing that little shit from The Middle.

I'm gonna.. MAKE LOVE.. to.. ya asshole.. Smithers.

*gasp* I've heard of this one! It's the one where Scratchy finally gets Itchy!

Oh, I thought the downvote was for Golan hipstery. Boy, is my face red! #eatinturkeyass

"SomeRandomGuyOnTheInternet, those were obviously dreams. I refuse to discuss your dreams in the daytime."

This 22-minute installment ironically screamed more "ADHD" to me than when it was in the form of 11 minute shorts. I wonder if every episode will be this fast paced or if it was just for the pilot. Although I do feel it worked to the advantage of the humor. Better fast and action-packed than full of filler.

A psychotic little girl slapping a guy with her own detached kidney, a demonic godlord having wild orgies until it burns when he pees, children being murdered by stuffed animals monsters…. So cute!

I vote for regular coverage until it becomes an AV Club cult hit, only to be swiftly canceled due to low ratings or protests from morally panicked religious groups.

I laughed myself to tears at the part where the guy checking the bag put the "gum" in his mouth, Franco and Rogen were freaking out, he turned his head, spit it out and informed them that their gum tasted like shit.