No no no, its the German version of this!

Haha! I came here to post this!

This one (assuming it's not a one-off) was actually used as an emergency vehicle inside a textile factory.

How about a Piaggio Ape ?

I'm not sure whether a Chinese fire tank is intended to put out fires or run over protesters who might be on fire.

Only 3hp, no hose, poor handling. Weak.

I nominate the KAZ limo.

Nash Metropolitan

Just wanted to say, Ive always wanted one.

It had to be done.

Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for the efficacy of the stop drop and roll fire safety technique is very limited and as a corollary the chances to use the practice are shrinking. As a world leader, it's important for America to provide fiery explosions at gas stations from cars careening out of…

When a fire starts to burn
There's a lesson you must learn
Something Something then you'll see
You'll avoid catastrophe!

The Toyota Celica with 'that bumper':

VW Sun Bug. Just plain fun.

NEEDZ MOAR HONDA EMBLEM!

Am I the only person in the world that actually wants my car to sound like a jet taking off? I feel like I'm the only one...

A lot of people don't realize that Lucas actually invented intermittent windshield wipers. And intermittent headlights, and intermittent heaters, and intermittent horns, and intermittent alternators.

Not so much a joke as it is a visual pun: