The van hooning article inspired me to photochop this Toyota Previa pickup (with shortened cab and lengthened bed).

1. Push bananas into Fruit Chute

Maybe the monitors could be attached to the lid with a stop so it opens to vertical...like a giant laptop...

I'm going to need a bookmarkmark.

I think jacking the car up (onto wheel dollies, perhaps) and moving it into the spot to the driver's side might have a subtle humor to it. Maybe right up to the other line without going over it.

Polaroid now sells a portable battery powered printer for use with digital cameras.

What I'd like to do (but have not done) is use tape or chalk or a grease marker (something that's going to be annoying to remove but won't damage the paint) to draw a line on the car directly above the parking space line, then write a message similar to yours on one side.

Funny—vehicles used to have reserve fuel tanks or pipes (sometimes instead of a fuel gauge); run out of fuel, flip a lever and you've got another 1/2 gallon or so.

Yeah, sure, but none of that stuff is a space shuttle :P

Read a bit more carefully. It says "when the copyright holder knows that the infringement has not actually occurred." That isn't just the EFF article, either; section 512(f) of the DMCA says "Any person who knowingly materially misrepresents...(1) that material or activity is infringing, or (2)...was removed or…

The only way the recipient of a DMCA takedown notice ("request" is too polite) might be able to get the sender to review the listed material is to review it themselves first or gamble that nothing listed actually infringes the sender's copyright. If anything in the list is infringing the sender's copyright and the…

How about a jet engine (if you get bored skip to 2:30/4:40)?

Looks to be about ∞ to me. ℵ₀ of course, otherwise they would be uncountable.

Anchor Steam (Anchor Brewing's most famous beer) is not, but Anchor Brewing does a few seasonal beers, including a winter "Christmas & New Year".

Or...the parking brake (or the "emergency make the car smell funny lever" —Mitch Hedberg).

I think it's just another point disqualifying you as 'Murican (says another American vegetarian cay guy).

Sort of did come back. Not a Reliant, but the Zap Xebra is a new delta configuration three wheeler.

At this point I've seen too many bad or at least disappointing revivals to be optimistic about any more. Even the Honda Insight, which was only out of production for one year, came back as an underwhelming Prius clone.

Are you refering to the 1998 Multipla as first generation? It was itself a revival, at least in name (of the 1956-1965 Fiat 600 Multipla). I have to wonder what drugs (and I'm guessing multiple—a cocktail if you will) the whole of Fiat was on when that design was created, then proposed, then approved, then…

I like and agree with your points but let me reiterate and rephrase one—a manual's throttle response is more predictable because the driver controls both of the most important inputs, while with an automatic the driver merely suggests the general value for one and the car guesses what a certain type of driver would…