Classic rock? I just turned to dust.

Wait I’m confused. Why does everyone hate him?

Can the Tigers be charged with murder?

Umm haven’t you heard that Cleveland rocks?

Sounds to me like he’s just using his issues as an excuse to get out of training camp. 

Planes, trains, or automobiles...betta have my donuts

It’s Pat.

I’ve been so busy cursing JR’s name, I forgot to ask...why in the world didn’t Lue immediately call a timeout when Smith came down with the rebound????

All I can think about is getting hit by a 40mph fastball in little league and crying for an hour. 103? My bowels would evacuate.

Glad the Indians have their thoughts straight as the Yankees runaway with the league.

Maybe that’s just his finishing move

Remember when the Cavs traded for a bunch of young bodies that could play defense

Cleveland here, what a mess. Not even going to get mad and blame LeBron or blame Dan Gilbert. Thanks for the championship, LBJ. I will tell my grandkids about how you ended the curse. I don’t know what the whole story is right now and I honestly don’t even care. Go ahead and leave. You have our blessing. I wouldn’t…

How is being the best or second best defensive SS in MLB history and having nearly 3000 hits not enough to even come close to the HOF? Very disappointed in that, but happy for Thome.

The weirdest thing was him coming out in Shield attire. I fully expected Dean and Seth to do their thing and then Kurts music would hit and he’d come down the ramp. When he came into the shot behind Dean and Seth in the crowd in Shield attire, I snort laughed. It looked so awkward and ridiculous. I love Kurt though.…

As for the adrenaline discussion: I can tell you that I had a similar break as a kid on my arm. Fell with my arm outstretched. Looked like I had 2 elbows. I got up off the ground without noticing it and in no pain. It wasn’t until a friends mom started screaming that I looked down and blacked out. The only thing I…

So gross. Feel awful for him. To me it’s the worst sports injury I’ve ever seen. It would be hard to argue any injury being more graphic and this was on national TV in HD for the whole world to see. Awful.

I’m glad there’s so much to be angry about in 2017 to keep you people busy.

Out here ruining childhoods.

You think as he shot the roll of paper towels he yelled “Kobe!” What a shit show. Look, I’m as patriotic as the next guy.. I’m seriously about to move to Canada or England. How can I raise my daughter here?