Not just any panda, but a SPACE panda.

IDK, I looked pretty bomb at my wedding, even at midnight, if I do say so myself!

A couple of years ago I went to a Christmas party that an American attended and we forced her to watch a bunch of Heritage MInutes. We’re evil.

I know you’re joking, but...

Because they are litterally the best. I have a pair, WORTH IT.

Because they are litterally the best. I have a pair, WORTH IT.

No, and if you do you’re ridiculous. SORRY!

It’s a hilarious thought for a Canadian because our healthcare system is setup very differently. The American system is set up in a way where hospitals sell themselves to offer extra services as a sales pitch, things like valet parking. There are no hospitals in my area that do anything like that. It’s pay parking in…

LOL hospital valet! I know it’s common in the US, I saw it when I was in Florida last, but it’s a hilarious thought for a Canadian!

I’m a total old who has never been cool or with it, and even I know his name! They’re pretty adorbs, actually, but that ring looks like she’ll need an arm lifting assistant for life!

I made up a name and email and used 90210 as my zip code.

Her inclination to walk around the world holding impossibly tiny PUPPIES (that probably aren’t properly vaccinated) makes me want to punch her. I’m a Chihuahua lover, but her bad influence on people to purchase the smallest possible dogs has been the bane of my existence for AGES. That and the constant revolving door…

It’s SUPER HARD to be a teacher, and that’s why only special people with the patience of saints should be teachers. I tried to be a teacher, but I’m way too bitchy and easily irritated to be successful. RESPECT to teachers who do it with a smile on their face.

I will never understand why it’s ok for a religion to run a fucking hospital.

I was, but only because I go to movies literally every week. The trailer reveals it to be total trash.

LOL

I prefer other vegetable milks made with things like pea protein!

You don’t need to include “toy” when saying Maltese. As a breed they are a toy breed. Adding “toy” is redundant. Just like saying “German Shepherd Working”. It makes no sense and sounds weird as hell.

I’m really excited to see what Franchesca goes on to do. She’s alluded to maybe having her own show. Fingers crossed!

I feel like that’s kind of the worst thing about Zika. If it weren’t for the deformed babies it wouldn’t be that big of a deal, and you can have it without even knowing since it mostly just feels like the flu, and then BLAM, baby with an underdeveloped brain.

I’d love her to do something like this as a charity event. It would be fun for them and the audience. And of course I’d adore it if she won!