RIGHT??

He's no Taro Tsujimoto

So has everyone agreed that Nick Jonas is allowed to be A Thing again? Because, honestly, if we're going to revive forgotten teen idols, I would have voted for one of the Hanson brothers.

Ok, good, because I've spent many a time with many a dick in many a state and have seen under 2 flaccid become a perfectly pleasant 6-ish in go-mode. I was amazed at the number of micro-penises I'd encountered in 10 years and 11 partners.

There were no tampons or pads in the bathroom?

Yes. And you need a comma before the "huh". See?

You're a real charmer aren't you?

Aisha!!! When letterman announced his retirement, Aisha was the first person I thought of.

I clapped at that truth-jab IRL.

I can't imagine what the families of the victims are going through right now. The crash scene is still unsecured, the rebels aren't giving Ukrainians access to it, and there are been reports that people are coming through and poaching shit. The thought that my dead loved one's shit's being searched through and taken,…

Meet you all back here in 11 minutes?

What? After we have been basically beat down by every opponent, specially Chile who just hammered Neymar. The team tonight basically kinda had it, when Columbia started hitting them, they hit back. If you watch some Copa Libertadores matches all these Latin teams when they play agaisnt a Brazilian team, they bring the…

I would say the worst thing about this is when they lose to Germany there will be an asterisk in a lot of peoples mind, even though they have looked very beatable in every match.