I think he may just have the modeling agency send them over for a Miss USA style walk-by. Anastasia probably has too many non-models for him to bother with.

Es Querétaro

So Billy Ray Hudsonley?

“An adequate start, yet too brief.”

I watch him live. In college.

An MLS article without a promotion/relegation rant or a comparison with the Azerbaijan 3rd division is like a day *with* sunshine.

Linda’s kept a low, quite subterranean, public profile the past almost 18 years.

A ‘roo won't kill you? Want to go a round, mate?

For his last at-bat shouldn't the Yankee pitcher serve up a gopher ball so he can go out like Ted Williams?

Liz’s dad ate hot dogs at FDR’s place when dad needed to grovel for US support against the Nazis:

What you want to bet this year at least one combine participant gets the “would you fuck a goat every three months to find your true love?” question.

Mom of the Year and Notable Media Personality Chelsea Mezvinsky has endorsed Hillary Clinton.

Robby Benson as a romantic lead was directly responsible for the untimely death of John Paul I.

Too bad we can’t schedule the match in Wyoming in February.

I'm not I'm ready to agree with your conclusion until I hear the Ray Hudson call.

It's more effective to bribe the casino unions to ensure the result you want.

His NBA career hit a bit of a glass ceiling.

You forgotten his tireless efforts educating our seniors on the benefits of a reverse mortgage. Did you know the law allowing them was signed by President Reagan?

Was at the game, sitting on side near Ws bench. Lots of bandwagon W fans around me. Lots of bitter tears. Although, they’re not going to lose many games this year, might as well see one of them.

Someone’s really angling for the O. Henry Award.