Linda’s kept a low, quite subterranean, public profile the past almost 18 years.

A ‘roo won't kill you? Want to go a round, mate?

For his last at-bat shouldn't the Yankee pitcher serve up a gopher ball so he can go out like Ted Williams?

Liz’s dad ate hot dogs at FDR’s place when dad needed to grovel for US support against the Nazis:

What you want to bet this year at least one combine participant gets the “would you fuck a goat every three months to find your true love?” question.

Mom of the Year and Notable Media Personality Chelsea Mezvinsky has endorsed Hillary Clinton.

Robby Benson as a romantic lead was directly responsible for the untimely death of John Paul I.

Too bad we can’t schedule the match in Wyoming in February.

I'm not I'm ready to agree with your conclusion until I hear the Ray Hudson call.

It's more effective to bribe the casino unions to ensure the result you want.

His NBA career hit a bit of a glass ceiling.

You forgotten his tireless efforts educating our seniors on the benefits of a reverse mortgage. Did you know the law allowing them was signed by President Reagan?

Was at the game, sitting on side near Ws bench. Lots of bandwagon W fans around me. Lots of bitter tears. Although, they’re not going to lose many games this year, might as well see one of them.

Someone’s really angling for the O. Henry Award.

Gregoire was Washington not Oregon, using traditional voting. Which she stole, BTW.

Difference is, in Oregon, everyone is vote by mail. You just get ballot in the mail, and there’s no polling place to go to.

So the use of the possessive or contractive (“that is much closer to the Liverpool’s, Tottenham’s, and Everton’s of the world than the Arsenal’s, Chelsea’s, and Manchester City’s”) in place of the plural, that’s an attempted British affectation? Like “Chelsea are”?

FWIW, the time to qualify for Boston at this guy’s age is 3:05:00 (assuming he's under 35). A 3:45+ would get him in at 60.

You forgot the high pitched AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH to start off.

C’mon, no offside truthers?