Not as high as that she told him she had cancer just to get rid of him, failing to realize his persistence.

She used the wrong word cus, like, poetry.

Pwnd it? Kudos that she even fwnd it.

“Unless you’re hot, in which case I’ll take notice.”

The last time a popular governor who can play cool guy musical instruments ran for President, the year was 2012, the candidate was Jon Huntsman, and we all know how that turned out.

Blatter giving you fits? Football great Joe Theismann has the solution!

Really, there is only one reason that anyone would make hay of this story, and that is to damage the man politically.

My point being, if she’s going to be in touch with nature like all indigenous people in movies are, give her a native Hawaiian sounding name. Otherwise she’s part Chinese immigrant and it spoils the whole trope.

Uh “Ng” ain’t even close to a Hawaiian name; the Hawaiian language doesn’t even have a “g” sound:

Hillary Clinton.

Next catalog it: a hard drive degausser.

Samuel L. will, though:

I seem to recall him doing this also with dubbing into Spanish. Gave it a very Sabado Gigante feel.

Goodell had the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!

Ok sure; anal?

Tubal ligation? Vasectomy?

“I should be paid less”

And a Calvin peeing on Ford symbol sticker.