“I’m a nerd out to end poverty.”

I'm thinking you could suspend players faking injuries; possibly for multiple games.

Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand

Mark your man? 4 guys on Neymar & Suárez, none of them going to man or ball.

Not every goal is a golazo, Ray. Sometimes it's just shitty defending.

Don’t forget:

And Kinja just randomly assigned you that username.....

And no need to resort to slurs, uh, Jameis:

Andreas Krieger

But those three statements are pretty binary when more fluid language is available: “I am a woman who is and has always been sexually attracted to women” perhaps?

Jenner definitely has the longevity, based on ‘76 Olympics and ‘10s reality TV.

Lana Wachowski?

“I am a woman”

Sure, but “most people” don't know kaká

Yeah sure. But there's still time!

“As long as this is restricted”

So you’re up for the government controlling womens’ reproductive choices?

Ed MacMahon: What do you get when Bob Marley is severely congested?

Choke a chicken?

So first date was to a porn movie house?