Leave my insoluble problems outta this.

that’s actually an orsum idea

‘Jezebel regrets the error’

grrl I’m screaming!

could care less not equals sign couldn’t care less.

Special as in ‘not jerks’. 

What is the narrator hoping to achieve by grabbing the branch? Rip it off the tree with his bere hands so it stop knocking the window? It’s a BRANCH ffs.

For real, wtf Laura Evans. Sheesh.

what in the fuck was it made out of so that it rotted?

I do believe you’re feeding the troll. 

da fuck is ethically curly hair??

I’m a gay dude and there are deffo men who’s hair I’d like to touch (lookin at you, handsome straight workmate), but not women so I guess its an attractiveness thing, not a race thing.

I do laundry when my pants or socks run low, and clean the bathroom when it looks groady. if i live with someone that wants it to be cleaned in advance of it looking groady, that’s on them.

what miserable boring zoos are you going to that haven’t got a licenced bar?? lame.

our kinja names could not be more appropriate for the positions we are espousing. You worried about biological concerns like maintaining a burn free hand. I just want things to get hot as hell.

What on earth was his motivation ? He actually gave them a make-out sound track??

Is his suspension with pay? Coz this sounds like he was trying his damndest to be off work for a while.

Also what is with these kids today, performing sex acts in the back of a police car while under arrest? Were they on the meth??

Except if you’re on a boat sinking in the ocean in the olden days. It’s all about give and take.

gas stove is where its at, boy how I miss mine.

In summary, then: Oh no.

ugh no way. get keira nightly off the monitor, I don’t want to see her face.

Anything with alison steadman is superior to anything without alison steadman. This is a universal truth, never mind if some of you people don’t acknowledge it.