It is in the universe where we all live in an episode of the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast.

sort out the impact on their plans for their show of them having to make one of their main characters just go *poof*

I haven’t agreed with Robert Kraft about anything this strongly since Meek Mill.

I have a notion it may also show an explosion (hopefully not in slow motion), of Kraft’s baby potion. Seeing that could cause a commotion, or at least a promotion of negative emotion.

Admit it: you’ve never seen HamNo and Helen Thomas in a room together.

Alternate Headline.

BURN!

“Give me the one that infuses her with melanin.”

To be fair, Steve started out as a creep, too. But he’s had a pretty great arc and is now, as you put it, “the best character on the show by a country mile.” I think Steve is actually too good for Nancy at this point.

Side note: Listen to Why is this Happening, Chris Hays’s Podcast interview with Stacey Abrams. She calls herself a “Pragmatic Progressive” and her example was getting a permit before she burned the GA state flag on the steps of the State Capitol building. Because who has time to get arrested when doing something…

For me, it’s pragmatism. I cannot in good conscience aspire for some “revolution” when I know that revolutions put people like me on the front lines. The typical berners who call people like me “low-info voter” for not buying into Bernie’s vision? They won’t suffer. And don’t even get me started on the Susan Sarandon…

Stephen King’s Not It.

I’m no fan of Beto, but their piece on him that claimed he Wasn’t Really Punk was a thinly veiled temper tantrum about the fact that he raised more money than Bernie.

I think that William Barr got fully read in to the Mueller & SDNY probes and said, “ah hell no, I’m not touching that with a ten foot pole, you’re stuck with this.”

Better than being an adult or professional shitposter...

Remember when most of the Democratic Party voted to override one of Obama’s vetoes? Remember what country that was also about? The President siding with the Saudis against their own party is nothing new.

“Then he took questions. It’s good that he took questions.”

There’s a reason it’s called the dirtbag left.

She even went on to support Green Party candidate Jill Stein in the general election

You clicked to express your saltiness about the whole thing.  Mission accomplished.