Well.

icke also thinks that lizard people run hollywood

The hurdle he’s most likely to run into is that neither of the component elements of the Carlton dance is original.

Aside from the first story, these are all rather mild.

Average lifespan of a deer is 4.5 years. They sterilized 54 deer. Since those deer are in the population and unknowingly being mated with, I’m willing to say a sterilization is worth 3.5 killings (It’s not true, but I’ll concede it,) so we’re at 189 deer removed from the population. Last year’s Michigan harvest was…

I think so much of the outlook has been from the moral perspective, which is absolutely pertinent. Once you even have mobilized a construction effort, the first post/link/digging erects an ugly scar that history will be hard to erase. The budgetary stuff, that can be reversed. And as you said in your OP, “funding the…

I see you your EBT card and raise you my kids’ EBT card.

Pensive Pence, sitting there fantasizing about Rep. Pelosi.

Hannity is a horrible trash fire of a human being, but he's also not nearly stupid enough to take what is possibly the worst job on the planet (especially when you consider he makes 7 figures annually as your grandparents Goebbels).

Well, for starters, they don’t have “control of Congress,” and the control they will have doesn’t even actually happen until next year.  So correcting misinformation should probably be step one.

Democrats knowing they suck at messaging and media manipulation isn’t as good as, uh, trying not to suck at those things from now on, but it beats the fuck out of trying and failing to outdo the GOP machine only to end up with egg on their faces.

So does grabbing the mace mean that you’re kind of grabbing the Queen’s pussy? Asking for a friend.

That’s exactly what someone from East Shitport WOULD say. Your parochial bias is showing.

How embarrassing you used the wrong picture.

College scouts keep telling me my son with amazing court vision, incredible handles, and the ability to drain buckets from the logo doesn’t have NBA potential cause he refuses to buy into conspiracy theories and it's driving me insane. He doesn't even believe that vaccinations cause retardation in infants! What should…

Watching this break-up is like watching an episode of My 600lb Life back-to-back with Hoarders.

Isn’t that who The Boondocks’ ‘Gangstalicious’ character was inspired by?

I wonder if he had to be talked out of just calling it The SouljaBoy, or if it never occurred to him at all.

What about Uranus?

Yep, the same sorts of thoughtful, open-minded Texas Republicans who were responsible for this.