she estimates around 1,000 people were on Slaughterhouse Island over the weekend, with “60 houseboats plus some patio boats.”

Oh, it’s completely a reflection of your core values, guys. You value being spoiled little shits who leave behind mountains of food and shelter that many human beings would love to have, in a giant mess that despoils the entire lake, for others to clean up. That’s what you value, not having to care about anything.

So, after they got in trouble, why the fuck didn’t the frat bros go back and help with the cleanup???? (Or with other park tasks, if it was already finished?) Wouldn’t that have been only decent and logical?

I guess my main question is, who still wants to fuck Ozzy Osbourne?