Fuck this.

If mental gymnastics was a sport half the country would fucking medal at the Olympics.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

They’re just financially insecure! When the KKK members that are among his fans burn a cross on the lawns of black families it’s really a metaphor for destroying capitalism.

Oh my god one time in freshman year I was in Harvard Square at 1 in the morning having just tried to stop the dam against drunkenness at Felipe’s and I really had to pee to I ran down into a loading dock and only discovered after I was done that I had accidentally soiled a pigeon.

“Or could be used to document people voting, and later threatening.”

It isn’t about selfie it is about photography. There are concerns that photos could be used to prove you voted for X for buying voters. Or could be used to document people voting, and later threatening.

Yeah, I’m kinda shocked Jezebel of all places would announce that she was afraid of being raped-well duh.

“Kim reportedly worried she would be raped”

But Viagra remains exempt in California Hopefully somebody will orchestrate a “bleed in” where we sit down and menstruate all over his chairs.

I think it takes something that puts the risk of death of serious bodily injury on the table. Just punching someone is “simple” rather than “aggravated” assault.

I had the opportunity to sit in on a Olympic level gymnastics practice for a week, as the gym we were sharing was being used for pre-Olympic training. I don’t think many people comprehend just how special these athletes are. It’s as if you are watching another species; like watching a cat “gliding” effortlessly the…

One reason we get so annoyed about this is because we can follow all these dumb rules and still get raped. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped drunk. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped sober. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by strangers. I’ve got friends who’ve been raped by friends. People want to set up all these…

fuck off

I don’t even believe in God and I am praying so hard it’s shade...it’s probably not though...