An ounce a day? Per shop? Per purchase? Is it like those “limit 1 per customer” coupons where you buy one, then get back in line and buy another as a legal workaround?

People joke but the headphone jack really is the only reason I haven’t upgraded. My 6S+ is still in pristine condition. All my previous iPhones were in great shape but I still upgraded to the newest, shiniest model as soon as it was available. I will probably eventually upgrade but knowing I can get a cheap battery…

I mean I’ve been to weddings where after the ceremony, we kicked off our heels and people threw on comfy shoes or no shoes for dancing and fun at the reception. I’ve never done the no shoes thing because I don’t like feet...

Alright alright I’ll be trying this soon since I got a lot of chocolate bars in my stocking this year.

Water? Nuh.

If you watched the video they said she was a frequent shopper at that store.

My roommate in college had one on his butt cheek and I did the same for him. We’re besties. I didn’t gag because I love this type of stuff. We still joke about his second butt hole because we’re adults.

This is why I gift Legos and toys without people on the packing for my nieces, cousins and Toys for Tots.

I agree with this but at the same time I know that when I notice a lot of white people moving into diverse areas, I get gentrification alarm bells going off in my head.

Cheddar sour cream Ruffles, the biggest Slim Jim in the gas station, Reese’s Pieces, and a cherry slush. Literally the only times I eat these things are on drives over 2 hours long. They’re just comforting yet terrible and I need them to survive long drives. I also need a shit ton of water to help all of this go down.

I was about to say she looks pretty chic whereas Kate in comparison is coming off very... matronly.

It’s all mostly easy to eat stuff that can be managed while tearing open presents and running to open the door every few minutes. Empanadas, cinnamon rolls, tamales (maybe with a fried egg on top), cookies, scallion pancakes.

I always feel like I’ve just been moved up a notch on some FBI watch list of creepos.

That and the way she described their Christmas plans. She didn’t talk about how much they didn’t/wouldn’t have. She said they would have a nice meal together and “just show love to each other”. That’s a good momma.

We did this and we use apps like Ibotta and Ebates. We don’t go crazy and just buy things for the rebates. But they add up for items we were going to buy anyway. I get about $40 a month from them combined which I put aside for the holidays.

We usually use royal icing but it’s not so much what you use as much it is giving it time to dry. We assemble everything and don’t decorate until the next day. Trying to decorate before the “glue” is totally dry is a recipe for disaster.

I didn’t know that we didn’t all do this?

Yeah I hate this “get over it” attitude. There aren’t a lot of gray area foods for me. For the most part if I don’t like something, it’s because it revolts me. Vomiting, gagging and total loss of appetite for the day. There aren’t a lot of foods that meet this criteria... mainly it’s mayonnaise, sour cream, salad…

Is breeding even ethical when there are so many unwanted dogs out there already? Our shelter gets boxes of whole litters of kittens and puppies. It’s not as if the only animals in shelters are old and aggressive unadoptables. Even the allergies thing is eh to me. It’s a such an entitled human thing. For every…

Some people seem to believe that their every thought is worth sharing. These are the people no one likes.