I just realized that my first bite is always a side dish. I think it’s because it’s the easiest. Spear a veggie or scoop up some mash and shove it in your mouth right away. Cutting into that protein though is a two utensil and two hands deal. I need that first bite to hold me over for the 6 seconds it takes to cut off…

As much as I don’t wanna defend them, it is tradition. But Ivanka went a little over the top with her veil. As always, Michelle wore it best:

Yeah it’s just the seat. Connects to your existing toilet. Depending on your household’s paper usage, it can pay for itself in a few months easy.

There are some with remotes and a built in dryer. My parents have one of those fancy seats that does all that and deodorizes. Mine is simpler but still I couldn’t go back.

HI FELLOW PARAGON CITY REFUGEE!

The Goldbergs has made shrimp parm sound interesting.

Weren’t they marshmallows? Basically

My goal is to prevent the hug in the first place because once they’ve got you it’s not easy to end it on your terms (without making a scene at least). My go to is to extend my hand when I see them coming for me. Occasionally they’ll try to pull me in for a hug after taking my hand and really the best deterrent I’ve…

This also made me shed a tear. I still can’t even see Samira Wiley without my eyes starting to well up a little bit.

Now try RZL DZL, MGMT, MSTRKRFT, and STRFKR. Go.

It depends. I’m not going to hold my server responsible for the manager or kitchen’s mistakes and shortcomings.

Apparently you have to start a Mommy blog and begin spray painting all the things.

Not shopped. They took multiple pictures. The bird is “unofficial” and was snapped by one of her employees. They posted the “so much less interesting” picture on her official account.

I never got into using the site for my photos because always felt bulky and slow just from the viewing end. The navigation was not very intuitive either. The latter being my #1 pet peeve with websites. The last time I visited that site on purpose was over 5 years ago.

Ugh those veneers. Now I’m just imagining her tiny shaved down teeth.

It’s not a dish so much as a classic Texas pairing. Popcorn and dill pickles. I was born and raised in the PNW so how/why my family enjoys this is unknown to us but we just do. We didn’t realize it was a Texas thing until I went to the movies down there and to my joy I saw a giant 5 gallon jar of Del-Dixi dill pickles…

DO ANOTHER ONE

I think it’s more that he was decently tan/buff in that movie. Anything where he’s pasty is a hard no.

It was a good call with those short ass chairs that have these woman practically squatting.

I almost strictly wear Mizuno because I have a stupidly small feet (US women’s 3.5) and they are the only ones that fit right. Saucony kid’s shoes are pretty good... I can’t give any insight on their adult shoes. Nike kid’s shoes didn’t last me long. My best suggestion would be to go to a running store. They’ll watch…