Also there are a shit ton of racists.

True story. My aunt was one of these people who don’t trust banks. She kept her entire savings in cash in her home. Even after a fire nearly burnt down the whole damn house, which she stayed inside collecting all her cash from cereal boxes and plant pots until she was dragged out. Now she keeps it split between inside…

Because that’s the go to name when people want to imply a certain aesthetic to someone. And this case because saying who she really looks like doesn’t conjure up so many glamorous old Hollywood feels.

I run 4-5 days a week so I shampoo twice a week. The other days during a shower after a run I rinse my hair with tepid water and a good scalp rubbing with my fingertips.

I miss it so much.

Ghee on popcorn

A Google Image search of “Erin Smith” has more blondes than a Georgia sorority.

Maybe... Canadians sound like us? Kind of. I live in southern Ontario now and for the most part I don’t notice much of a difference. Sometimes I think, “Wow there are a lot of people from Minnesota here” and then I remember no, these are just Canadians.

I have made this several times now and it’s SO good. Once I made it with canned peaches skipping the first run in the oven and it was still still delicious. I’ve liked it best with the suggestion of subbing half of the sugar for brown sugar. This cobbler is my quick and easy go to for potlucks, BBQs and basically any…

Yeah no I’m preeetty sure it’s in reference to the people who randomly set off fireworks at all hours in the days before and after the actual holiday. In neighborhoods. That shit spooks and pisses me off and I’m no vet. It’s illegal in almost every city to set them off within city limits anyway. Don’t be waking up…

This works both ways.

IT’S BACK. THEY’RE SELLING ECTO COOLERS IN THEATERS.

Me either! And I just realized he designed for Lane Bryant and Danielle Brooks modeled the collection!

Totally believe it. Someone around here cut down over 100 trees for their view: http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/c…

Yeah no I tried that and it took several days for the toothpaste to dry and in the process it shrunk a lot requiring more fillings which took days to dry and still shrunk... Maybe I used a weird version of Colgate? It was white! But I was in Houston at the time and it was humid as... Houston.

They didn’t allow it where I lived either so I used a $2 tube of spackle, a plastic knife, sand paper and a $5 sample jar of paint to repair the holes before I moved out. In another place I asked the maintenance guy for some leftover paint from a repair they were doing in the apartment next door and he gladly filled…

I wanted one of these so bad until I found out that apparently they don’t really help much? Instead now I just keep my phone or another often needed object in another room to force me to get up and walk around once or twice or every hour.

I’m glad I’m not the only adult who loves TTG. I have The Night Begins To Shine on my workout playlist.

Teddyboy Greg? That you?

I can’t say for playdates specifically, but on average 62 children die a year of unintentional shootings. That’s literally more than six times the amount of children who are struck and killed by lightning in a year. If you wouldn’t let your kid play outside during a lighting storm, you probably then would want to…