If it weren’t just 3 items at a time I’d probably bite for the reasons you listed. I do invest in quality timeless pieces that will last. But I don’t really have the desire to throw that kind of money on a nice piece that isn’t so timeless/won’t be worn regularly. If it were a 4 or 5 item at a time rental I would…

That’s what I thought too. Then I saw the floor and it made it even worse. Maybe they’ll be replacing that. And maybe once it’s staged it’ll tie together? I like the idea of using less costly laminate floor tiles though. Just, I think a different color/pattern would have been better.

My mom says I’m a catch.

I have great insurance and I still went to Mexico for a root canal. My US dentist prescribed me ibuprofen pfft. My Mexico dentist? So much Vicodin. Then he laughed, “Its ok if you lose the paper script, it’s not needed”. I <3 you, Dr. Gallardo.

I actually thought taking the stairs down was not great for your knees. I have since lived by “stairs up, lift down”. I’ll take them down short distances like 3 floors or less. But not more.

It’s like $5 for my dry cleaners to hem a pair of jeans. I’m 4'11 and this is just standard cost of clothing for me at this point.

My mother has instilled a routine in me. Twice daily rice water cleanser, witch hazel, collagen eye cream and moisturize. Once a week use a gel mask. Twice a month exfoliate with a salt or sugar scrub. Sunscreen always. Sauna as often as possible. I’ve tried other things from time to time but have always gone back to…

You CAN sprinkle them on your cake. God bless.

Literally the ONLY time my cat wants to be petted is when I’m gaming.

Orrrr put what you were going to pay toward a life insurance policy into some kind of savings account. There’s no need for an expensive funeral. A cremation service costs around $1,500.

How did you not lead with, “Good Burger coming to Netlix”?

“Sweet” spot of no bonus and no penalty. It’s something.

Yeah that’s what I thought. If they were just pressed for time and needed blank art wouldn’t it be way easier and less complicated to use stock concept art? Seems like a little nod instead of thievery.

High school hallways are basically open mics.

I had a boy in school shout, “GODDAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS” at me so many times I stopped yelling corrections that I am in fact half Korean and/or telling him to go fuck himself. I’ve always associated Weezer with that jerk and never really became a fan.

I’m more perpetually breaking up with people at the first slight offense to my delicate senses. I figured I’d just embrace the single life but I (so far) got lucky. If for some reason this tanks (I’m a realist an over planner) I’m just fine with adopting more animals and eating an extra dessert with every meal.

Thank you for writing this.

My SO is Canadian and you basically need a job sponsor, a spouse or to just actually be there long enough to claim permanent residency. From there getting citizenship is a matter of continuing your residency. Also if you’re loaded you could go over as an investor in a business.

My SO is losing his hair and isn’t quite ready to shave his head. I know he’d much rather never have to but I secretly am hoping the day comes sooner than later because I find shaved heads to be one of the most attractive physical features ever.

Usually there isn’t too much of a reaction. Most people catch on pretty quick. One or two, “Oh. Ohhhh.”’s when things fall into place and suddenly these 6'2 & 6'3 cricket playing Korean boys make a lot more sense.