You almost wish a company like ESPN had some way of knowing how this would have played with their employees beforehand.

Green. Corrupting a crystal is a fairly involved process.

You are the nerd I needed in my dull work day.

It’s important to note that she also taught Gilly to read, later leading to her discovering Rhaegar and Lyanna’s secret marriage (even though Samwell totally ignored her at the time)

You need to realize the Giants are not a good football team.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

Tiny, tiny, so fucking tiny fingers.

Didn’t the Supreme Court address this in 1943? In West Virginia State Board of Education v Barnette the Court ruled that forcing students to salute the flag and say the Pledge violates the 1st Amendment.

Bates should take a cue from Grand Moff Trumpkin and realize that attempting to stamp out the right to protest only causes more star systems to slip through his fingers.

What did all those generations of American soldiers die for since 1776 if not for a rigid suppression of dissent and absolute loyalty of all citizens to federal power?

Good time to get out of your seat and get an ice cold Fosters to go with your shrimp hot of the barbie.

This week sucks. First everything was simplified into Trump vs. the NFL, now it’s Homophobes vs. Macklemore. I have enough hate in my heart for both sides, people!

Obligatory.

That’s simply not true. Whataboutism is a big part of the test.

God it’s like the only bar you have to pass in order to become a talking head on Fox is answer “no” to the question “do you know what a fase equivalency is?”

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

I was given a ticket when I didn’t exceed the speed limit, because I was coaching at one school, and the patrol officer graduated from the other, and he let me know he was bitter about this. That happens in life.

The Jones Act is terrible. It’s a major reason that Puerto Rico is bankrupt. The island could be a major shipping and trading hub, but it’s precluded from earning a living. Then what is supposed to drive its economy? Tourism alone isn’t enough.

Yeah, poor Yankees are so victimized by the media. So little coverage and hype.

BUT HIS STRIKEO—*gets hit in the face by a 450 ft dinger*