Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.

son buenos perros, Breñt

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Would bring on in the last 15 minutes of a tied game.

We’re told Timmons had spoken with his baby mama who lives there and had told her he missed the baby and wanted to visit.

I don’t see what the big deal is — Timmons was just one of millions of people in SoCal yesterday who managed to avoid going to the Dolphins-Chargers game.

“So, GRR Martin, do you have any pages?”

One of the sets of reaction gifs I saw had Rachel Bloom in the back looking

So you’re saying no pages then?

fake, soulless structure that was built on a parkland stolen from the neighborhood.

Shame on Colbert and the Emmy’s for this. This douchebag shouldn’t get a redemption tour.

I didn’t watch the Emmy’s last night but I saw this on Buzzfeed along with a lot of audience reactions and Melissa McCarthy’s face was definitely mine.

Okay, so one of two things happened here. Either Durant was feeling particularly feisty and wanted to tweet at a hater in the third person, or, as @harrisonmc15 theorizes, he was attempting to use a spoof account to defend his honor and forgot to log out of his main account before tweeting

Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?

One source even countered, insisting, “This is about money and a guy [Goodell] making way too much money on a grossly stupid contract for the job.”

You’re playing it correctly, right? Auctioning off any property you land on but don’t buy, no money on Free Parking, etc.

This is the truest thing ever written on Adequate Man. I sit here with 5 windows of tabs, sort of organized, sort of not, wondering if and when I will get around to reading about What TV Antiheroes Can Learn From ‘BoJack Horseman’, or asking myself, Have Smarphones Destroyed a Generation?

“All the stuff I’ve done in my career,” Don Ohlmeyer once told an ESPN interviewer, “and that’s what I’m going to be remembered for. It serves me right.”

I was just about to write that the Bad QB Performance of the Week Award should probably be renamed the Colin Kaepernick Memorial Award because, you know, that’s what a lot of us are thinking.

You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

What most Americans don’t realize is that medication and medical procedures don’t cost in other countries anywhere as much as they do here. We inflate the prices. It doesn’t have to be this expensive. We spend more for less, and are behind other first-world (and even some third-world) countries in basic things like…